I am motivated by a fellow blogger (Jenny Beales - you can find her page through my friend, Sarah, she is a riot) to make a list of likes and dislikes. Today, the dislikes, because, well, it’s easier and my mood is for crap. It’s Friday and I just want to be somewhere else. . . anywhere else!!!!!! (Also, like Jenny I intend to post "likes")
1. People who butcher the English language (this does not apply to those who do not speak English as their native tongue)
2. Arthritis (it is coming to get me I just know it)
3. The bathroom scale
4. Laundry (this evil, never-ending task)
5. Balancing my checkbook, because zero, plus zero, is zero.
6. Ringtones on cell phones that sound like a steel drum band
7. The Bedazzeler, because no one needs rhinestones on their sweatshirt
8. The Flowbee (who thought cutting your hair with a shop vac was a good idea?)
9. Papercuts
10. Hang nails
11. The word “aluminum” because it’s difficult to say
12. Inner ear infections
13. deadlines
14. People with a Napoleonic Complex
15. Passive Aggressive Disorder, and those who suffer from it and reek havic on my life
16. dull scissor (cut, damn you!)
17. Energy saving light bulbs that are guaranteed to last 5 years and last 6 months. (everyone I have ever bought has crapped out within one year)
18. Personalized License Plates that I cannot decipher. Just buy a bumper sticker, People.
19. Stepping on sharp toys, in the middle of the night, in the dark
20. Running out of TP and Kleenex at the exact same time (help!)
21. Ants
22. Spiders
23. Mustard
24. bad milk
25. paperclips that become ineffective
26. Erasers that don’t erase and leave a big, pink schmere on the paper
27. Error messages on my computer that make no sense at all
28. Christmas carols before Thanksgiving
29. The price of gas (someone help us!!!)
30. Water chestnuts
31. Ginger
32. My own mistakes
33. Splinters
34. rocks in my shoes
35. Winter
36. January and February, the most depressing times of the year
37. Spam, the electronic stuff, not the meat product of which I have no knowledge
38. Popcorn hulls getting stuck in my teeth or at the very back of my throat
39. Popsicle sticks or any wooden utensil. . . particularly when someone chews on it or scraps it on their teeth. Gives me the willies.
40. Taxes
41. cold French fries
42. Iced Tea (for this alone I’ll probably be asked to leave the state of North Carolina)
43. my dentist
44. Valentine’s Day. Stupid, made up holiday. Nice excuse to get flowers, but really, do we need this day?
45. Middle School
46. Wrinkles
47. PMS
48. run in my pantyhose
49. telemarketers / gallop poll people
50. Flyers left on my windshield
51. bad drivers
52. The movie, Grease (can’t stand it!!!)
53. Mold, mildew and soap scum
54. Girls who wear a size 0 and say “I look so fat” (eat a cookie!)
55. unibrows
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